My parents were very mean to me today.
They checked my grades and this is how things went down:
Me: Mom i need to check my grades.
Mom: I already did, the email came.
Me: Really? what are they??
Mom: (glares at me) you failed.
Me: im so sorry, mom. (literally starts crying)
Mom: You failed at failing. You have all a's.
Me: NO I DIDNT YOU LIIIIEEEEE. (in Zim immitation voice)
Me: I promise ill do better next time.
Dad: Yah do better than all a's
Mom: Get a scholarship to BYU right now.
Me: you guys suck.
so basically I defied the laws of everything because even though I totally failed my geometry final i still have all A's.
but seriously though i am so happy.